I would like to thank Paris Hilton for dating within her gene pool. It's by far the best thing she's done since getting out of jail. Last night Ms. Paris Hilton was seen necking with none other than Mr. Cisco Adler of White Snake and also Mischa Barton's and Kimberly Stewart's former boyfriend.

If you don't know what he looks like, this story is not complete, so check him out here: